Please Take Dan Brown’s Computer Away From Him

Finished The Lost Symbol an hour ago. Biggest POS ever. It really bugs me this sold so well when there are so many better books out there.

Flat characters that all meld in to one during dialogue. This man needs to spend time with human beings and study interaction before he is given the chance to put pen to paper again.

Pointless brief chapters. He likes to chop his chapters into bite sized portions. I have no problem with that but he starts a new chapter in the middle of an action sequence. By doing this he makes it seem like the book is irresistible. Very annoying. Other times he goes from one scene at one location to another with only a paragraph change. No warning to the reader and very disorientating.

The ending (no spoilers) was akin to written diarrhea. He spewed out point after point in an endless ‘look at me I know stuff’ fashion. He was preaching to the reader through the characters who by all means could have exchanged their lines and you would not have cared one bit.

I freely admit I downloaded this book and I still feel ripped off. I apologise for not being able to articulate to the best of my ability for I feel dumberer for having read this tripe.

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My First Kart Racing Trophy

Around 2003 I had bought myself a go-kart and thrashed it around for a year before I sold everything due to various reasons. Fond memories resurfaced often and a couple of months ago I could resist no more. I bought a complete package with a trailer from someone leaving the sport and I’m so glad I did. It is so much fun and I can’t believe I sold my old one! Now, to catch up on the lost years…

Last Sunday was my first race and I was rather nervous. It was an early morning start at the end of a two week holiday from work and waking up before 6am was not easy after being used to sleeping in. All that was forgotten on the lovely drive out to the track. It’s absolutely gorgeous seeing a Winter’s sunrise come over the hills while you cruise on your very own very deserted freeway.

The nerves increased as I was scrutineered but were all gone with the first practice session. The atmosphere was pretty relaxed and everyone was out there for a bit of fun. My day went really well with no serious problems. I got to experience a spin off as someone bumped my kart into a corner. I led the pack on a couple of occasions and at the end of it all came away with a trophy for second place in my class! Beginners luck it might be but a wonderful day that made me hungry for more. Just what I needed really…

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#219 – Frankenstein (1931)

Yes we all know it’s a classic but none of us rush to watch this over the latest blockbuster. If it were not for this project I would never have seen this movie and I can’t say I’m terribly glad for it. I suspect my headache while watching this contributed to lessen my enjoyment. I kept picking out the horrid acting and comparing it to more modern actors at the top of their game. I admit this is entirely the wrong way to go about watching classics from nearly a century ago but I still could not help myself.

We all know the tale of Frankenstein so I’ll spare you the details. I’m certain that this movie in its time was superb and even today it does hold up OK but that’s about it really. When we have so many wonderful films that have come out since I can’t for the life of me pick this one over the hundreds of others that I would prefer to watch. I often think that some of these classics are highly rated simply because they are vintage. In this case I’m afraid that’s not enough for me so I’ll leave it with a 6/10.

Frankenstein (1931)

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#220 – Magnolia (1999)

It’s complicated OK.

Magnolia is a long and interwoven tale of the people connected to two men who are about to die. Both men have estranged children well into adulthood who want nothing to do with their fathers. We also see a child who is a great chance of being emotionally scarred for life by his father and his simple attempt to prevent this. This is a highly charged movie with amazing confrontations and some quirky weather to boot.

Long and painful but a really rewarding experience and a hope filled ending. Nothing less than a 8/10.

Magnolia (1999)

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#221 – Spartacus (1960)

No I’m Spartacus!

Amidst the almighty Rome of 73 B.C. a Thracian slave by the name of Spartacus refuses to remain beaten and treated like a dog. His ambitions run higher than simply escaping with his life. He intends to free all men, women and children from Rome and her iron grasp. He is driven by the idea of freedom and the love of a beautiful woman.

I fell in love with this movie the first time I saw it years ago and it gets better each time I see it. A classic that ages incredibly well and certainly a must see.

It would be criminal of me not to give this film a 10/10.

Spartacus (1960)

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