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My God some people are so stupid! I started visiting a new hairdresser’s near my home because my old regular one is a bit far away now that we’ve moved. This place has about 3 to 4 people working and they are all good. Except for the village idiot. He looks and talks like an import. Fresh off the boat off some little country far off where a hair cut was a special treat once in a year. I’m not sure this guy is qualified to be holding a butter knife let alone scissors next to my head.

So there’s this silly thing when you’re getting your hair cut even if it’s horrible you smile and agree and pay them their money. Even Seinfeld used this for one of his episodes so it must be true. They could be butchering your hair and all the while you are staring at the mirror with a smile on and fuming inside. It must be something in the air at these places. Maybe some chemical found in hair spray that immobilises all common sense. Anyway, this chemical has prevented me from saying no to getting a hair cut from this fucking idiot. With 3 people working there it’s luck of the draw as to who you get and I’ve drawn him 4 times now. The first time he cut my hair so short I think I froze to death that winter. Had cold ears for a couple fo weeks at least then. I promised I would speak to him more clearly next time. So I did. And so he did. And so I had no hair left after again. You can guess the third time was the same. Today I specifically looked at his face and repeated it like I was speaking to a child. Do NOT cut my hair short. Just a small trim please. I obviosuly left the place with very little hair.

You would think a person would just stop going there right. Well it’s not so easy when a beautiful girl works there and it’s close to home plus the price is right. I just have to find a cure to the chamicals they use to subdue us and say no to his hair cuts. I’m actually looking forward to the next time I draw him. It will be my pleasure to say no.

/rant over

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